Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.
• Niels Bohr
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
• Groucho Marx
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? • Abraham Lincoln
She realizes she doesn’t know as much as God, but feels she knows
as much as God knew when he was her age.
• Dorothy Parker